<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:41:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>The Emperor's New Clothes</title><description></description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/index.shtml</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-2080321842789854859</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-13T23:41:10.868Z</atom:updated><title>Who Wants to be a Millionaire?</title><description>Well, me for a start, and you too, I'd hazard a guess.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I've just watched &lt;i&gt;Slumdog Millionaire&lt;/i&gt; on television, and it's as good now as it was on the Big Screen in 2008.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What amazes me is that when the movie was released, there was a huge outcry from India - mostly from Mumbai - because the film dared to show the slums in that city that is known worldwide as the business capital of India.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The depiction of slum life was accurate; the truth, if anything, is worse than shown. But so what? Every city has a dirty underbelly, even the richest cities of the west. Hollywood delights in humiliating all the major cities of the US, the UK and many other countries.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If slums hurt that much, then rather than take it out on a movie, why not do something about it?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;What made me laugh out loud was that not a word was said against the equally accurate depiction of police brutality. Not a word, so far as I heard.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Funny old world ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-2080321842789854859?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2010/01/who-wants-to-be-millionaire.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-3407933955060844790</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 16:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-07T18:02:45.186+01:00</atom:updated><title>X-Men Origins: Wolverine</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;I've never read the X-Men comics, so I'm not qualified to judge the character himself, or the quality of the Hollywoodisation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;But I'm perfectly qualified to say it is a mediocre movie, worth watching only for the special effects - and even they are none too exciting.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;What &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;X-Men Origins: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="text-decoration: inherit; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Wolverine &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;is notable for is purely as a template for filming graphic novels (comics, to you and me).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;1. The key characters in the movie are distinguished by a total lack of personality; the Good Guy is Good, the Bad Guys are Bad. But at one point in the movie, the Good Guy just might go bad (but doesn't), and the Bad Guys just might be good after all (but aren't) .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;2. The supporting characters are also distinguished by a total lack of personality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;The Intermediate Good Guys / Gals are Good, but betray the Good Guy and then show their True Goodness before dying or being forgotten about.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;The Intermediate Bad Guys / Gals are Bad, but do assist the Good Guy just once before Resuming Their Badness, before dying or being forgotten about.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Hangers-On may be junior Good Guys or Junior Bad Guys. Either way, they generally have no personality other than supporting their leader and maybe getting killed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Hangers-On who are killed are either killed accidently, or are in the wrong place at the wrong time, or are otherwise unlucky - they have too little personality for anyone to bother with consciously bumping them off.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;3. The plot is breathtakingly, almost nauseatingly simple, and involves a simple reversal of the Paper-Scissors-Rock game. it goes like this:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;There's only one Good Guy; though he may have hangers-on, and one or two Intermediate Good Guys. The Bad Guys, however are infinitely more complex. That is, the movie perms any two out of the following three:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Pure evil, with no redeeming points.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Pure evil, but with a sad past which makes that OK-ish.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Evil, Confused.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;(I told you it was complex!!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Now, if we think of the Good Team as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Rock&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;, then the Evil Teams must be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Paper&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Scissors&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; The blurb may tell you there's only one Baddie, but we discerning Cinema Goers can spot the rivalry between strands of Baddie!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;As no one team can beat both the others, this gives scope for sad, brief, almost unbelievable alliances between &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rock&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Scissors&lt;/span&gt; against &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Paper&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rock&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Paper&lt;/span&gt; against &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Scissors&lt;/span&gt;, and when the baddies combine, &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Scissors&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Paper&lt;/span&gt; against &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Rock&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;This messy and disjointed bunch of inequalities means that the central issue of the movie (whatever that is) is never really resolved - even the Good Guy cannot win - requiring a sequel to reach closure. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;4. Whatever superpowers or tricks are available to Our Hero and his foes, come the day, the finale is satisfied by no more and no less than a good old fashioned brawl.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;5. The inevitable sequel will miss the point of the first film, failing to resolve the key outstanding issue, leading to a plethora of futile sub-plot dead ends.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;What a waste of &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; "&gt;$130 million, not to mention my cinema ticket!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-3407933955060844790?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2009/05/x-men-origins-wolverine.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-4807707698523693909</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 10:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-04T12:56:40.649+01:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>media panic</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>air travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>swine flu</category><title>Pandemic or Pandemonium?</title><description>Yes, I'm as concerned as anybody about the risk of catching swine flu; probably more than most, in that I'm one of those who actually believes that it's only a matter of time.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We keep animals in industrial plants where disease is rife, antibiotics overused, and natural immunity quashed. We keep people in similar ways, and cram them into appallingly ventilated aircraft to ensure that whatever diseases anyone has at the start of the flight are shared out before the end of the flight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So it really is just a matter of time; possibly this outbreak (unlikely), but maybe the next, or the one after that. It'll happen, and no amount of quick identification, clever tracking the virus across continents, or blaming the Mexicans, will stop it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But my quarrel is not with swine flu, or even the media, who - as ever - panicked (that didn't worry me, or anyone I've spoke to - it's taken as a given that the media will overreact. Who cares?). My quarrel is with the terminology.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is an outbreak of a particular strain of flu. No capital letter, no red codes or flashing lights, not even a number. It's an outbreak.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now, bearing in mind that flu kills some &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8032188.stm"&gt;26,000 people each year in the USA alone&lt;/a&gt;, it seems to me that 226 &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;cases&lt;/span&gt;, even spread over 30 states - with no deaths - can hardly be called an epidemic. And let's take it wider; yes there have been deaths from swine flu this time around, but, so far, all have been in Mexico, or people who caught the flu in Mexico and then travelled. None of the 'second hand' contacts have died. Indeed, it appears that the form of flu is milder than many 'normal' flu viruses.  This is nothing against Mexico; it happened to start there, and no-one was expecting it, so early cases were not recognised until very ill. Now we know.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Worldwide, as I write what could be my last words (you'll be lucky), there have been fewer than 1000 cases, and about 100 deaths. And yet "The Authorities" everywhere call it an epidemic, and this epidemic scores five out of six on the way to a Pandemic.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So, 100 deaths = Score One through Score Five, leaving Score Six to cover anytghing from 101 deaths to 6 billion deaths. As straight line scales go, I don't think so. Logarithmic scale? doesn't cut it. Exponential? not even close.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If the mathematics of fear brings us this close to a pandemic after 1000 cases, 100 deaths in 25 countries and secondary infection of ten people in five countries, then we're going to need a new lexicon for 'levels of pandemic'.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;So, here's the Heenan Scale of Flu Pandemics:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "&gt;#1 - 1000 cases, 100 deaths, 10 countries:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "&gt;Code Drebin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;With Drebin from Police Squad, there's really no danger - unless there's some almighty comibination of ineptitude, crass stupidity and  and incompetence. Laugh while you can.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;#2 - 10,000 cases, 1000 deaths, 100 countries:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;Code Columbo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Things are serious, but there's a good chance of getting it under control ... but there's always 'just one more thing' that could lead to disaster. Still some humour, But This Just Might Be Serious.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "&gt;#3 - 100,000 cases, 10000 deaths, almost Worldwide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold; "&gt;Code Kojak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's awful out there, and not a lot that anybody can do except wait. This is where Kojak comes in; he's pretty useless as a detective, solving his cases by dumb luck ('word on the street' in 98.6% of episodes), but he always has a reassuring word. Just what we'll need.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;#4 - 1,000,000 cases, 100,000 deaths, Worldwide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;Code Bourne&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's dire; there's nothing anyone can do. News editors have run out of hyperbole and invective, there's nothing left to do but shoot up a few government departments. Won't help, but I guess people might feel better.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "&gt;#5 - 10,000,000 cases 1,000,000 deaths&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; "&gt;Code Dirty Harry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Up yours, pal - it's every man for himself.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;OK, as scales go, this is no Beaufort or Richter - but it's a start, and we're going to need one. Maybe soon. Meanwhile, you can do the single thing that may reduce the spread of this disease -no, not wear a silly and useless facemask - simply wash your hands after visiting the toilet. Every time. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Oh, and think twice before flying, until someone notices that the ventilation sucks. And then blows the same air round and round and round, with a very high risk (almost 100%) of spreading airborne infection. That's been known, understood and ignored for fifty years.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-4807707698523693909?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2009/05/pandemic-or-pandemonium.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-5522653653179224720</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-18T23:55:35.844+01:00</atom:updated><title>Undercover Nurse Struck Off</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(70, 70, 70); font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;A nurse who secretly filmed for the BBC to reveal the neglect of elderly patients at a hospital has been struck off for misconduct, reports the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/8002559.stm"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;BBC news web site&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(70, 70, 70); font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(70, 70, 70); font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;This has been widely interpreted as an attack on whistle blowers - and I'm sure that was part of the thinking at the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nmc-uk.org/aArticle.aspx?ArticleID=3668"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Nursing &amp;amp; Midwifery Council’s Conduct and Competence Committee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;. But the cited reason - a breach in the rules of confidentiality - seems to be enough.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;While &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(70, 70, 70); font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; "&gt;Margaret Haywood&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Georgia; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; "&gt;'s supporters point out that her actions were a response to thousands of complaints, and would doubtless have lead to improvements in the service, the NMC noted that "The panel believed that the [undercover filming] was unlikely to benefit the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; "&gt;patients that were on the ward at the time of filming&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; "&gt;". &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;And that's the key. Undercover filming is, as Ms Haywood admitted, a high-risk form of journalism. In her case, she was being paid as a nurse, either as well as, or instead of, her work as a journalist - and her behaviour had to reflect that reality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;It is perfectly possible to use undercover filming while on duty as a nurse, without letting down the patients the journalist is being paid to care for - and it's certainly possible to gather evidence without - ever - compromising confidentiality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;I believe Ms Haywood was poorly advised before accpting the challnge, and the filming was edited with no thought for her future career. She should have been able to establish from the start that she - and she alone - had ultimate control over what was filmed, and what was used. previous films have had nurse approval of the final version, nurse involvement in every production meeting. And an on-off switch that could be used at any time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"&gt;This case should not be seen as threatening the future of undercover filming, even by nurses. But it will doubtless make future efforts even more risky.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-5522653653179224720?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2009/04/undercover-nurse-struck-off.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-3646731661184794584</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-31T12:14:42.280Z</atom:updated><title>Multitasking - Are Women Really the Bees' Knees?</title><description>Several research studies (by women) have concluded that women's brains are much better than men's at &lt;a href="http://clearinghouse.missouriwestern.edu/manuscripts/815.asp"&gt;multitasking&lt;/a&gt;. This research has never been successfully challenged, and has become accepted, to the point that various writers (women) have taken it forward to argue that men have either lost it, or never had it in the first place. One such stellar document generously tells us &lt;a href="http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/8685"&gt;Why Men Never Remember and Women Never Forget&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;While I am sure that there is a grain of truth in the findings - few men would dispute that women do seem to remember birthdays better than men, for example - most of it is pure over-generalized tosh, and three simple experiments can knock the whole lot into perspective.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Not only that, these three experiments can be replicated easily at minimal expense and effort.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I commend them to you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. At The Supemarket Checkout&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Men:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Place 'next customer' bar after previous shopper's items.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Move own items from basket to moving belt, placing heavy and bulky items first, small, fragile or valuable items last; spaces items knowing that the moving belt will bring them safely to the cashier..&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Place 'next customer' bar after his items.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Locate bank card and reusable bags.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Greets cashier with a smile and a polite greeting.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Packs items neatly in bags, efficiently placing bulky items first and carefully arranging fragile items on top.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pays and thanks cashier.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Women:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Place 'next customer' bar after previous shopper's items.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Stacks own items from basket to moving belt, in no particular order, and creating high, unstable pile as if only allowed to use a small part of the belt.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Does not place 'next customer' bar after her items.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Think aloud about the length of the queue, the inefficiency of the cashier and imply that the previous customer is wasting time with loud 'tuts'.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ignores cashier's greeting.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Realises she only got one of 'buy one get one free' - goes off to search.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Returns with item - decides she doesn't need either, and asks cashier to remove them from list.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Piles items any old how into bags.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Repacks items into some vague semblance of order.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Looks for purse (optional: unpack bags as purse is under newly packed shopping)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Tips out handbag to locate cardholder.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Finds card, pays for shopping.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Replaces card, replaces card holder, stops to read a note she thought she'd lost three months ago&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Grunts in response to cashier's 'Thank you - have a nice day'&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;2. At the Bus Stop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Men&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt; Arrives at stop, surveys those already there.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If in doubt, check timetable / route guide&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Check that season ticket or cash fare is to hand.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether to bet on Tottenham being in the top four (no), or Arsenal in the top three (yes), while keeping an eye out for the bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether Rupert Murdoch (Sky, Fox, The Sun) really is the anti-Christ (no) or simply a right-wing businessman with exceptional ability to plumb the lowest common denominator of the public's taste (yes), while keeping an eye out for a delayed bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers how far away the sun really is, and what implications that has for the likelhood of life on other planets (none), and whether the next Star Trek movie will be worth the wait (unlikely), while keeping an eye out for a much delayed bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;As the bus arrives, check clearly displayed destination information.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Signal in good time for the driver to see and stop.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;As the bus slows, calculate where it will come to a halt, and move (or be ready to move) as necessary, allowing people who were there first to move first, but taking advantage of unoccupied space without pushing or shoving.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Step onto the bus while reaching for ticket / cash.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pay fare / show ticket&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Move into the bus, finding a seat if possible, avoid blocking gangways so far as possible.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Women&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Arrive at bus stop and stand as near as possible, even though knowing the bus usually stops at road marking three metres away.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ignore available information, even if this is unfamiliar territory&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether to wear the little black dress with the new shoes (duh!), while waiting for the bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether to wear the little black dress with the new shoes (duh!), while waiting for a delayed bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether to wear the little black dress with the new shoes (duh!), while waiting for a much delayed bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;As the bus approaches, be sure to ignore clearly displayed destination information.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Signal much to soon, while the driver is negotiating traffic, AND / OR much too late, as it passes.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Considers whether to wear the little black dress with the new shoes (duh!), while waiting for the next bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Repeat signalling performance, as another person (male) successfully hails the bus.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;DO NOT MOVE until the bus has stopped, then start picking up shopping and storm through the crowd to board&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drop shopping at driver's window, spilling at least one bag, blocking the gangway, while searching for ticket / money.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ask driver if he's going your way (he isn't).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Swear at driver, pick up shopping and disembark&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Repeat #2 - #11 (at least once)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pay fare / show ticket.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Make little or no attempt to move down the bus or keep gangway clear, delaying other passengers (and self) as they struggle to get past to oasis of space beyond.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Grumble at how slow and useless the service is.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. At the Drive-through ATM Machines &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Men:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drive up to the cash machine. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Put down your car window.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Insert card into machine and enter PIN.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Retrieve card, cash and receipt. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Put window up.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drive off.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Women:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drive up to cash machine.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Set parking brake, put the window down.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Attempt to insert card into machine. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Insert card.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Re-insert card the right way.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Enter PIN.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Enter amount of cash required. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Check makeup in rear view mirror.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Retrieve cash and receipt. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Re-check makeup.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drive forward 2 feet.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Reverse back to cash machine.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Retrieve card.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Restart stalled engine and pull off. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Redial person on cell phone &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drive for 2 to 3 miles.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Release Parking Brake. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;As I say, these experiments can be (and are!) replicated on a daily basis around the world.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Multitasking? No - simply overcomplicating simple tasks.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;[Thanks to Janine (female) for the ATM example]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-3646731661184794584?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2009/01/multitasking-are-women-really-bees.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-7141417224856993833</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-19T15:11:55.107Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>press technology progress media</category><title>New Technology - The March of the Media</title><description>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;It's always risky to write anything about progress, especially when you can &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;remember&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; when 'new technology' meant an electric &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;typewriter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; and a fax machine, two dinosaurs of the late twentieth century.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;But with the music industry turned on its head, the movie industry living an fear, and newspapers closing all over, it's an issue that won't go away.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;It's pretty much accepted that music will cease to exist on plastic discs, tape or anything else except memory sticks and MP3 players, and I'm amazed that Hi-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Fi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;salesmen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; are still selling huge machines to fill rooms with sound. You can, of course, still buy vinyl - but that's a completely obsolete fad that has revisited as an overpriced trendy toy, that probably won't survive the latest recession. For those that doubt music's 'no return' trip, just look at the closure of music stores - and the desperation to reinvent themselves as 'games shops' and even &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/jan/14/hmv-enters-live-music-market"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;diversifying into live music&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; (what will they think of next?).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;With movies, it's clear that a similar course will be followed; TV is migrating to the web at an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iabuk.net/en/1/virginmediastrikesdealwithitv120109.mxs"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;accelerating&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; rate&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; and DVD sales are on the skids. Will movies follow as quickly, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;downloadable&lt;/span&gt; by the mother of all broadband, or will it take another step in technology before discs disappear? Too soon to know - but even flat-screen TVs do not seem to have done the trick for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;blu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;-ray, and the studios' insistence on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;regionalization&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; of discs will &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;inevitably&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; damage their profits, while &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;incentivizing&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; bootleggers (go figure!).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Newspapers are a sad tale of self-inflicted pain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; font-family:'times new roman';"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Many people of a certain age are happy with newspapers - "I love newspapers and books and am quite happy to get my news in paper format with my breakfast. I'd be a happy camper if that doesn't change." That's an often expressed view &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.webmasterworld.com/foo/3827399.htm"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;when the topic comes up in forums&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;But newspaper sales throughout the western world suggest it is no longer a representative view; sales are sliding all the time, at all levels of newspaper publishing (broadsheet, tabloid, local).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Printed journalism is in terminal decline - and that cannot be fixed, because times are so hard that it's all about paring down to the fiscal bone. So it feeds into a spiral of declining sales / declining quality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Hence advertising is allowed to influence editorial; no proofreading, little sub-editing, weak editors, 'news' replaced by hastily re-written press releases and celeb gossip.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;But the spiral of decline simply cannot be reversed, as in amongst it all, the Internet is breeding a generation for whom buying a newspaper is simply "huh?", as well as recruiting all those older disillusioned readers. Like me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Sure there's &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;some&lt;/span&gt; good print journalism, but not much, and it's shrinking and quality print journos are aging. Most political and financial scandals are revealed - and followed up - on the web, some from TV. Very little investigative journalism arises from print these days. And if you think my views exaggerate the situation, ask yourself three questions about the financial press - theoretically the pinnacle of the print:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Did they see the merchant banking crisis coming?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Did they spot the biggest &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Ponzi&lt;/span&gt; scam in history?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Did they seriously challenge the status &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;quo&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;in any way?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Answers, upside down, of course:  &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;oN&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;oN&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;oN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Whatever you do, you'll not ever recruit young readers; I suppose you could pull back a few older readers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;And what about books? there's the same loyalty to books - among older people. But books have only been around, for most of the population, for 100 years; before that, they were for churches, business and the rich. Mass market paperbacks can only claim about 75 years; easy come, easy go. Again, a generation is already growing up without that 'respect' for books.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;How long before technology replaces them?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;There's already a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;plethora&lt;/span&gt; of electronic books, and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;ebook&lt;/span&gt; readers. In fact, a multitude of incompatible technologies. The &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FI73MA?tag=uknursingvacanci&amp;amp;camp=0&amp;amp;creative=0&amp;amp;linkCode=as4&amp;amp;creativeASIN=B000FI73MA&amp;amp;adid=1XM9RB42YESC2SESP5Y8&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Kindle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; is probably the most advanced, even though they &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"&gt;have&lt;/span&gt; the cheek to charge people to download blogs! But suffice it to say that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FI73MA?tag=uknursingvacanci&amp;amp;camp=0&amp;amp;creative=0&amp;amp;linkCode=as4&amp;amp;creativeASIN=B000FI73MA&amp;amp;adid=1XM9RB42YESC2SESP5Y8&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;Kindle&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt; won't pass the "&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"&gt;Heenan&lt;/span&gt; Test" - First proposed in 1998, it goes like this - "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;No device will replace the paperback book until such device is not only easily &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"&gt;updateable&lt;/span&gt; and rechargeable, but is also capable of being read in the bath.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;" - therefore that revolution is still to come.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;And don't start me on mobile phones ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-7141417224856993833?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2009/01/new-technology-march-of-media.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-8768207696567826294</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-20T17:34:45.143+01:00</atom:updated><title>Short Selling or Greedy Gambling?</title><description>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Short selling or "shorting" is the practice of selling things the seller does not own, (often financial instruments), in the hope of repurchasing them later at a lower price. Often the sold item is 'borrowed' or 'rented' for the period of sale and re-purchase.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;- from &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_selling"&gt;Wikipedia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Short selling has been restricted, for the moment (in the UK), to 'non-financial stocks, but the practice of short selling has been defended as contributing to 'market liquidity'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the US, there are also restrictions, also temporary, and a ban on 'naked short selling', which is the same practice, but without bothering to borrow to pay for the shares, or ensuring such shares will be available on the due day. Naked short selling has long been banned in certain 'key stocks'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It widely accepted that naked short selling is rife, and the practice is poorly policed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is pretty obvious that short selling is no more and no less than placing bets that a stock will fall - and it's equally obvious that market regulators are well aware of that, hence the past minor restrictions, and the current more powerful ones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it is not only gambling that a stock will fall - &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Short selling is making a bet while simultaneously influencing the outcome in the better's favour.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No wonder it is so rife; no wonder they make billions out of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And no wonder the regulators have failed to regulate it, or admit the obvious damage it is doing to more honest investors. &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;As these gamblers got rich, their money didn't come from each other, or from thin air&lt;/span&gt; - it came from outflanking pension funds and other legitimate investors who really keep the market alive - not just 'liquid'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whenever a stock - or the whole market - is in decline, gamblers can accelerate that decline as they laugh all the way to the bank. Short selling should be banned; the gamblers should pay for their shares as everyone else has to, not sell before they even own them - and naked short selling should be prosecuted with heavy financial penalties.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-8768207696567826294?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2008/09/short-selling-or-shorting-is-practice.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-1788039381358224135</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-09T01:24:46.676+01:00</atom:updated><title>Bendy Buses Banned in London</title><description>Boris Johnson is now mayor of London, and one of his campaign promises was to get rid of the 'Bendy Buses' - some 400 Mercedes Benz Citaro articulated buses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When he made the promise, Boris had little serious expectation of ever winning the election, and making stupid promises was no great challenge, even for him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The campaign to get rid of the bendy bus was launched by London's Evening Standard, a gutter-press tabloid that had waged a campaign against Mayor Livingstone for the whole of his 8-year tenure; this wasn't just a Tory versus labour thing, though that was part of it. It was a deeply personal feud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As well as being happy to join any Anti-Ken bandwagon, Boris is a cyclist, and so had an affinity with cycling organisations who were party to the campaign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now, you'll have gathered that I don't agree with Boris. Why not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Doing the job&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bendies are large, roomy, well built, and have three doors. On/off at bus stops is easy and quick, with little risk of being too far from a door for easy egress, and no long waits for 50 people upstairs to squeeze down a narrow staircase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are designed for busy routes in busy streets, have worked successfully for 50 years in many countries, and beat the Routemaster in any comparsion you wish to make, except nostalgia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All of London's articulated buses are German, which takes nothing away from their quality - but may encourage the hysterical right wing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Cost&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bendy buses don't come cheap, and Boris has had the sense to say that existing contracts will be honoured, meaning that the last bendies (on Route 453) will retire in five to seven years time (contracts are flexible!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he doesn't have the cost of replacement - merely the higher cost of the &lt;em&gt;next&lt;/em&gt; contract.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it will be considerably higher. Not only has Boris promised double deckers, but he also plans on reintroducing conductors on those routes, with a cost he thought would be £2 million, but is actually nearer £110 million. Small discrepancy there, Boris!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even straight replacement would have been expensive; you'd need about three double deckers to replace two bendies. Bendies don't come cheap - but then, neither do double deckers.  Boris's bold plan to have a specially designed bus with an open back platform is anything but cheap, if indeed it happens at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Congestion&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congestion in London's central area is a whole issue on its own, but two bendies occupy much the same space as three double deckers, and, with their three exits, spend less 'dwell time' at bus stops, arguably contributing less to the problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Free Buses&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's no doubt that TfL need to tighten up on fare control. If you have a season ticket, you are not obliged to 'touch in' as you board the bus, while pre-pay users should.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This means that if you see someone fail to touch in, you don't know if he's (a) a forgetful prepay user, (b) a cheat or (c) a season ticket holder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is stupid, as there is no 'pressure' on the cheat. If everyone had to touch in, then anyone who failed to do so would attract stares at best, violence at worst. While not a complete solution, this pressure would put off the lily-livered cheat, who currently prospers as much as the vicious-looking guy with the tattoes, who will never be challenged! (Even though he's probably the most gentle man on the bus!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is also worth bearing in mind that the routemaster, which had conductors and was the predecessor of the bendy, was just as much a 'free bus' - as conductors only rarely ventured onto the upper deck during the rush hour (and some conductors rarely ever).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Bendy Buses and Cyclists&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Articulated buses run in most major cities in Europe and South America, and do not have a reputation as being the Cyclists' Nemesis. But then, cyclists in most countries do not own the road, as they seem to think they do in the UK. It seems quite reasonable to me that a cyclist who ignores traffic lights and road signs, then tries to overtake a bendy on the inside, is asking for trouble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Bendies and Pedestrians&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can cut accident statistics in so many ways that it's hard to be 100% confident of anything. But there's little doubt that bendies are no more dangerous than double-deckers when the comparison is made between central area routes; a pan-London comparison, when bendies are rare in the leafy suburbs, is unfair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Bendies and Passenger safety&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bendy buses are much, much safer than Routemasters, with their open platforms and high access.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H2&gt;So What's It All About?&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The anti-bendy campaign was born as an Evening Standard weapon to taunt Ken; it was taken up by a weird alliance of Routemaster fanciers, Aspirant Tories and Environmentally-friendly cyclists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amd because 'New Labour' took a nasty turn at the election, Boris beat Ken - despite a lower than national swing, and now Londoners will foot the bill and be squashed into double deckers for the duration. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Shame!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-1788039381358224135?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2008/08/bendy-buses-banned-in-london.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-8474092972854532987</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-08T19:17:18.337+01:00</atom:updated><title>How Stupid Are Ebay?</title><description>Ebay, and their joined-at-the-hip friend, Paypal, make much of how they protect the consumer; how they are a safe way to shop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All rubbish, of course. I had a recent dispute, when a seller failed to deliver my paid-for goods. Because the seller had proof of &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;posting&lt;/span&gt;, Paypal's dispute resolution set up found in the sellers favour; this despite the sellers promise to post by recorded &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;delivery&lt;/span&gt;, and a promise that all goods were insured against loss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent hours being fobbed off and sent around in circles until it was clear that all they wanted was the quiet life. Not one reply to numerous emails and forms, that suggested my words had even been read; no dialogue: "&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response.&lt;/span&gt;".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I went to Google and found &lt;a href="http://www.consumerdirect.gov.uk/"&gt;Consumer Direct&lt;/a&gt;. Within minutes, a helpful human being explained my rights, advised possible next steps, and sent me &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;pro forma&lt;/span&gt; letters to adapt for my needs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that's what I call customer service ... how stupid are Ebay?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(For those with similar issues, more details &lt;a href="http://www.vuzen.com/ebay/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-8474092972854532987?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2008/07/how-stupid-are-ebay.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291402442887748043.post-1688556960516376876</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-08T19:20:54.919+01:00</atom:updated><title>Inner Peace Through Seeing Things As They Really Are.</title><description>I've always been fascinated by the success of Public Relations, and the ability of politicians and other inveterate liars to get away with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all know that journalism is dead, replaced by tittle-tattle and the Copying of the Press Release, but I suspect other forces are at work, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog will explore some of the more obvious examples ...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/291402442887748043-1688556960516376876?l=www.vuzen.com%2Findex.shtml' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.vuzen.com/2008/07/inner-peace-through-seeing-things-as.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Andrew)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>